
The lamest thing about this seems to be how surprised President Obama is that Iran would do such a thing...

As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.




Socialist German Workers Party took advantage of political and economic turmoil, and was able to secure a foothold in Reichstag (German Parliament) and eventually Hitler consolidated his party and the Nazi party's control through parliamentary elections and backdoor deals, ending in the Enabling Act of 1933. The (puppet) President of Germany, Paul von Hindenburg, appointed Hitler as Chancellor on 30 January 1933, and the Enabling Act gave Hitler legislative powers: virtual dictatorial control over the government. The National Socialists had broken off from the larger, more nebulous socialist movement that had clouded Europe for several decades and had declared capitalism a virulent evil upon the world, fostering a socialist view with a nationalistic bent and one that placed emphasis on centralized control, and opposed communism, which had also broken off from socialism, as weak and more involved with "international Jewry." Controlling the means of production, the distribution of wealth and the military had become first objectives- declaring that these things were done in the name of the German people to assure that the elites would no longer solely benefit from the "wealthy of Germany." The Nazi party added a mythological and ethnic bent to socialist politics- declaring that there should be "pure German blood" and eventually espousing a German "master race." Over the next few years, German would see the
abolishment of democracy, the elimination of the separation of powers in the German constitution and eventually a one party rule and system. The Nazi's further consolidated control by suspending civil liberties, the purging of the "old guard" in the military and civil service, and by imposing a Nazi "German" culture- revitalizing Bismarck’s old “Kulturkampf” policy (which advocated moving the German people away from church centered values and towards a modern, secular and government centered values) and the Hitler Youth are just two examples.
Once Hitler had begun to secure power in country- he began a push to overtake and acquire portions of Eastern Europe - and eventually controlled Austria and the Sudetenland- without significant opposition from the major European democratic powers. In fact, British Prime Minister Chamberlain had thought he had effectively stopped Hitler designs by securing a treaty wherein the Sudetenland was ceded to Germany against the protest of the Czechoslovak government in exchange for a promise that Hitler would go no further. Chamberlain infamously declared that he had secured "peace in our time." In reality, they had only emboldened Hitler's ambition. In 1939 Hitler pushed further into Czechoslovakia, and with Mussolini's support forced the Czech government to concede more of it's territory. The same year Italy conquered Albania and while France and Great Britain publicly advocated support for a free Poland, Romania and Greece, Mussolini and Hitler solidified their mutual support with the "Pact of Steel". Meanwhile, Stalin had been observing and sending overtures to Hitler, and had his own designs on parts of Eastern Poland. Hitler and Stalin eventually signed a Non-aggression pact in 1939, while also secretly agreeing to divide control of Poland once invaded.
