Wednesday, March 22, 2006

make a wish

Shelfers, I hope you will forgive a personal note today!
I just want to wish a fond "Happy Birthday" to Mrs. J.C. Loophole. She is the love of my life and has brought me a lifetime of love. She is (fill in the blank yourself- I'm not stupid) years young today- and I have only grown to love her more every year. How she tolerates me is another matter entirely - and perhaps none of your business. I have found that the reason I am the man I am today is because of the women that she is, and the inspiration and dedication that she gives to me. Behind every good man is a women who knows what she is doing.
For her I give my heart and this rose.

(Ladies- relax- this is just a romantic gesture for her day. The real presents will come later)

Also today is the real Baravelli's birthday as well. A grand Happy Birthday to him.
Why not take a moment today and watch the "stateroom " scene from A Night at the Opera (clip courtesy of Youtube) as a birthday tribute! You'll be glad you did.
Shopkeep, generously frosted Birthday cupcakes all around.

Thank you for your indulgence, Shelfers. We now return you to your regularly scheduled cynicism and satire - already in progress.

Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?


Christian Johnson said...

Happy Birthday to Mrs. J.C. Loophole!

I hope you will treat her to a viewing of "Little Shop Around the Corner."

J.C. Loophole said...

Many thanks! She has actually requested Rock Hudson and Doris Day and who am I to deny her?


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