Thursday, September 27, 2007

bride of halloween candy review

That's right, it's the return of the Halloween Candy review. Last year we had a lot of fun with this feature and we found a lot of neat stuff. Did we exhaust all of what's out there? No way! There's always something. So much so, that I'm kicking off the 2007 edition of Halloween Madness at the Shelf a little early! So what did we find? It may not be new to you, but it's the first time I've found them:

Jolly Rancher Creepy Pops!

I am a Jolly Rancher fan from way back, but suckers aren't always my favorite. So there needs to be a little extra jazz, if you will, to make them something I wouldn't pass over in the Halloween Candy Bowl. I saw some Lifesaver Halloween Suckers- and even though the packaging was Halloweeny in nature, that was about it. Then I saw the Jolly Ranchers. They went the extra mile- packaging, theming, flavors and shapes. Now this is something I can proudly hand out to the little ghosts and goblins in the neighborhood. I've got a reputation to maintain, you know.

Eerie Apple, Ghastly Grape, Wacky Watermelon, and Spooky Blue Raspberry. Four flavors, four shapes. Great stuff. Are they really...creepy? Well, not in the scary way, but it the cartoony way. A lot of Halloween Candy these days just goes too much in the gross factor or too much in the other direction- plain jane, just in smaller packaging. Creativity is appreciated. Sure, these are just Jolly Rancher suckers, but there is no mistaking what Holiday these are for.

If you see these in a Christmas stocking, you know that Santa is just recycling candy. And that ain't cool. So what do have here?
Shapes: Grinning Ghost, Vampire, Jack O'Latern and Skull
Flavors: Eerie Apple, Ghastly Grape, Wacky Watermelon and Spooky Blue Raspberry.
The flavors are great; just good old Jolly Rancher goodness. Once I got past a little weirdness of putting a pumpkin in my mouth and tasting watermelon, everything else is just fine. All of the suckers are individually wrapped, as you would expect, and so there isn't any reason why you shouldn't proudly dump these in the old candy bowl and hand them out to your own neighborhood beasties. And sneak a few for yourself, of course. Thumbs up and kudos to Jolly Rancher for some fun creepy treats.

This is only the beginning, folks. Stay tuned for more of 2007 Halloween Madness at the Shelf!

What's that? The candy was just a little taste and you need more to start that Halloween feeling? Well, you ask and we answer! How about a particularly tense episode of the OTR radio show Suspense starring Cary Grant? It's called On a Country Road! Just click the link and then click the download button to enjoy. Just don't listen in the dark.

Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Double double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Eye of needle, tongue of shoe, hand of clock that points at two... This is the real thing you know, right out of Shakespeare.


schmidty said...

My wife and I kicked the kids out, snuggled up on the bed, and listend to this tale of...SUSPENSE! Thanks, and nicely done.

J.C. Loophole said...

Hey hey hey- schmidty! This is a family website! Watch it!
Just kidding- glad you enjoyed it. We'll be adding great Halloween Old Time Radio shows throughout the month of October. So keep checking back.

tammy said...

Ditto on the Cary Grant Suspense show (thanx that is). Can the next OTR be Cary Grant as well?

Anonymous said...

Yes more suspense otr please!

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